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	<title>Michael Barrett &#187; Play</title>
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		<title>Why don&#8217;t they understand computers on TV</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 16:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watching Law &#038; Order with my wife this morning and I don&#8217;t understand why these brilliant detectives can&#8217;t understand how the computerons work, or why they can&#8217;t just ask somebody &#8216;hey can we find out who wrote this blog?&#8217;. FADE IN INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT &#8211; EARLY EVENING &#8211; ESTABLISHING Two detectives concentrating on a computer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watching Law &#038; Order with my wife this morning and I don&#8217;t understand why these brilliant detectives can&#8217;t understand how the computerons work, or why they can&#8217;t just ask somebody &#8216;hey can we find out who wrote this blog?&#8217;.</p>
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FADE IN</p>
<p>INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT &#8211; EARLY EVENING &#8211; ESTABLISHING</p>
<p>Two detectives concentrating on a computer monitor. Desktop is strewn with empty coffee cups, snack wrappers, the detritus of a hard day&#8217;s work.</p>
<p>DETECTIVE FRANK<br />
(glaring)<br />
So he blogged all his crimes?</p>
<p>DETECTIVE BILL<br />
He did. But he covered his tracks. Pseudonym, fake email address…</p>
<p>DETECTIVE FRANK<br />
(quoting)<br />
&#8220;thedevil@theback.door&#8221;</p>
<p>DETECTIVE BILL<br />
(continuing)<br />
…profile information is all song lyrics.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll have to read every one of these blog entries to find clues to his whereabouts…</p>
<p>EXT. POLICE DEPARTMENT BUILDING EXTERIOR &#8211; EARLY MORNING &#8211; ESTABLISHING</p>
<p>INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT </p>
<p>Bleary eyed detective Frank is still reading blog posts. Bill walks in.</p>
<p>DETECTIVE BILL<br />
Still here Frank?</p>
<p>DETECTIVE FRANK<br />
I think I&#8217;m on to something Bill, there&#8217;s a few entries on his blog which mention the L train and this bagel shop…</p>
<p>DETECTIVE BILL<br />
Bill, we pulled that guy in last night. When you mentioned his blog, I emailed the hosting provider and asked for an IP address. Told them I could get a warrant, but they just volunteered. Turns out all the previous logins were from the same IP, routed back to the local cable internet service provider. So I called them up and got physical address and the boys picked him up before dinner. He&#8217;s in lock-up now.</p>
<p>What have you been doing all this time?</p>
<p>DETECTIVE FRANK<br />
Uh. Creating a GUI interface in Visual Basic?
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		<title>The Pink Caroline</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:56:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One tablespoon of raspberry syrup (preferably made the night before for your wife&#8217;s dessert), 2 ounces lime juice, 2 ounces of vodka, over ice, fill with soda water and stir. Sip while in sunshine]]></description>
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<p>One tablespoon of raspberry syrup (preferably made the night before for your wife&#8217;s dessert), 2 ounces lime juice, 2 ounces of vodka, over ice, fill with soda water and stir. Sip while in sunshine</p>
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		<title>LOL Bears. You heard it here first.</title>
		<link>http://abouthalf.com/2008/10/19/lol-bears-you-heard-it-here-first/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 00:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the fabulous Big Picture blog]]></description>
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<p>From the fabulous <a href="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/10/world_animal_day.html">Big Picture</a> blog</p>
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		<title>Poster Modern</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:13:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a poster of a yard sale sign. Is it advertising the yard sale, or the sign? Hmmm.]]></description>
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<p>This is a poster of a yard sale sign. Is it advertising the yard sale, or the sign? Hmmm.</p>
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		<title>Weekend Round-up</title>
		<link>http://abouthalf.com/2008/07/06/weekend-round-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when I thought &#8220;A List Apart&#8221; had become a useless dried up husk of RoR wankers, they turn around and publish this gem of an article: Getting Out of Binding Situations in JavaScript I&#8217;ve read various descriptions of &#8216;binding&#8217; in JavaScript before, but this is probably the most clear explanation I&#8217;ve seen. As a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just when I thought &#8220;A List Apart&#8221; had become a useless dried up husk of RoR wankers, they turn around and publish this gem of an article: <a href="http://www.alistapart.com/articles/getoutbindingsituations">Getting Out of Binding Situations in JavaScript</a></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve read various descriptions of &#8216;binding&#8217; in JavaScript before, but this is probably the most clear explanation I&#8217;ve seen. As a bonus, someone in the comments linked to this fine, incredibly thorough, advanced discussion of binding: <a href="http://www.brockman.se/writing/method-references.html.utf8">Object-Oriented Event Listening through Partial Application in JavaScript</a>.</p>
<p>You can tell by the title that this article is not for the faint of heart. (hint: start with the ALA article)</p>
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<p><a href="http://37signals.blogs.com/products/2008/07/basecamp-phasin.html">37 Signlas</a> is dropping support for Internet Explorer 6. It must be nice to fire your customers from time to time.</p>
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<p><img src="http://abouthalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/me-and-she-at-the-beach.jpg" alt="Me and She at the beach" title="me-and-she-at-the-beach" width="350" height="262" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-151" /></p>
<p>The missus and spent a lovely Saturday at Cannon Beach, OR. We had it all. Blankets, towels, trashy magazines to read, hot dogs, marshmallows. Except Ketchup. And Sunscreen. Ouch.</p>
<hr />
<p>The first anniversary is fast approaching. We&#8217;re taking the train up to Seattle to stay in a kitschy old <a href="http://www.moorehotel.com/">hotel</a> and eat at a swanky tucked away <a href="http://www.thepinkdoor.net/">restaurant</a> rumored to have a trapeze act and a burlesque show. Ooh La La.</p>
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<p><img src="http://abouthalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/independence-day-with-a-dutchman.jpg" alt="Independence Day with a Dutchman" title="independence-day-with-a-dutchman" width="350" height="262" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-152" /></p>
<p>I spent part of the Fourth in a friend&#8217;s back yard grilling various things and eating fancy cheese. We had a Dutchman (pictured) and a Brit in attendance (along with various liberal Portlandy types). Viva La Independencia.</p>
<hr />
<p>I&#8217;ve caved into the pressure and signed up on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1327749623">Facebook</a>. And while I&#8217;m at it, I&#8217;m on the <a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/abouthalf">LinkedIn</a> too. Damn kids. And their internets.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been using the <a href="http://twitter.com/device55">Twitter</a> lately also. I&#8217;m not sure how I feel about it. Like any good RoR app: it&#8217;s horribly unreliable; it&#8217;s purpose is rather unclear; and all the cool kids are doing it. Twitter claims to be a &#8220;micro blogging&#8221; application, but people use it as an ad-hoc messaging system or bulletin board. It is useful for keeping up with prolific bloggers. The <a href="http://twitter.com/MarsPhoenix">Mars Phoenix program</a> has been posting updates as well, which is fairly neato. However, <em>I&#8217;m</em> not convinced it&#8217;s worth <em>my</em> time to post anything.</p>
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		<title>The United Mexican States Would Like to Thank the US for the Economic Stimulus Package</title>
		<link>http://abouthalf.com/2008/05/26/the-united-mexican-states-would-like-to-thank-the-us-for-the-economic-stimulus-package-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 16:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My lovely wife is spending the month of May in Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico working in an albergue which serves a local hospital. An albergue is sort of an inn or hostel, and in this particular case it houses people who have traveled across Mexico to seek medical attention in Guadalajara. They charge a very small [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My lovely wife is spending the month of May in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guadalajara%2C_Jalisco">Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico</a> working in an <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/languages?db=languages&amp;lang=ES&amp;AR=on&amp;ZH=on&amp;TW=on&amp;CS=on&amp;DK=on&amp;NL=on&amp;ET=on&amp;FI=on&amp;FR=on&amp;DE=on&amp;EL=on&amp;HU=on&amp;IS=on&amp;ID=on&amp;IT=on&amp;JA=on&amp;KO=on&amp;LV=on&amp;LT=on&amp;NO=on&amp;PL=on&amp;BR=on&amp;PT=on&amp;RO=on&amp;RU=on&amp;SK=on&amp;SL=on&amp;ES=on&amp;SV=on&amp;TR=on&amp;continue=y&amp;q=albergue">albergue</a> which serves a local hospital.</p>
<p>An albergue is sort of an inn or hostel, and in this particular case it houses people who have traveled across Mexico to seek medical attention in Guadalajara. They charge a very small fee for housing, meals, shower, and laundry facilities. In addition they provide some medicine and care. Many of the workers there help by simply being social with their guests. There are many families there waiting for the outcome of an operation or procedure, and providing someone to talk to helps keep spirits alive.</p>
<p><img class="top alignright" src="http://abouthalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/plaza_centro.JPG" alt="Plaza in the center of Guadalajara" width="274" height="206" /></p>
<p>I slipped down to Guadalajara for a few days to visit and see the sites. Caroline took me on a quick tour of the albergue and the hospital it serves, then we headed into the center of town (Centro) and looked in shops and bought strange grapefruit sodas and felt deliciously foreign. I think we saw <em>maybe</em> four Americans on the trip. (Which is fine. I see those jerks all the time.)</p>
<p>Guadalajara is a big, bustling, noisy, dirty city. The buses are crammed full of people. The traffic is terrible. There is intense wealth and poverty coexisting on the same city block. I loved it.</p>
<p class="clear"><img class="top alignleft" src="http://abouthalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/art.JPG" alt="Public Art in the Centro" width="200" height="150" />There is a lot of public art scattered around the city. Even in the (very American) shopping mall we spent an afternoon in (surreal) had lots of sculpture in between the department stores and on the stairs.</p>
<p class="clear"><img class="top alignright" src="http://abouthalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/casa_fuerta.JPG" alt="Casa Fuerta" width="200" height="150" />In the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tlaquepaque%2C_Jalisco">Tlaquepaque</a> <a href="http://www.spanish-mexico.com/tlaquepaque/">neighborhood</a> (a small town that got engulfed by ever-growing Guadalajara, now an arts district) we saw loads of art; local, regional, and international; and piles of leather work and perhaps the most beautiful <a href="http://www.fodors.com/world/mexico-and-central-america/mexico/guadalajara/review-176374.html">restaurant</a> I&#8217;ve ever <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/edfladung/32483681/in/photostream/">seen</a>.</p>
<p><img class="push-0 alignleft" src="http://abouthalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/caro_at_casa_fuerte.JPG" alt="Caroline at Casa Feurte" width="99" height="133" /></p>
<p>We took one day trip out to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila%2C_Jalisco">Tequila</a> to visit the <a href="http://www.tequilacofradia.com/">Cofradia Tequila factory</a>. As you approach Tequila, the first sign of the town are the fields of blue agave (from which tequila is made). When I say &#8220;blue&#8221; I mean &#8220;wow that plant is really blue&#8221;. It&#8217;s the strangest thing to see these spiny blue plants against the brown landscape. It looks like the earth bristled up a blue, spiky protest against the sky, and then years later people learned you could get drunk off it.<img class="push-0 alignleft" src="http://abouthalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/queso_fundido.JPG" alt="Queso Fundido" width="99" height="133" /></p>
<p><img class="top alignright" src="http://abouthalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/tequila_fermenting.JPG" alt="18,000 Liter vats for fermenting tequila" width="250" height="187" />I returned home mid-week to dull, grey, cold Portland weather deeply regretting that I didn&#8217;t stay longer.</p>
<p>(And yes, our Economic Stimulus checks were cashed and promptly exchanged for pesos and spent on bus fare, taxis, food, gifts, tequila, and tequila)</p>
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		<title>The only iPhone wallpapers you&#8217;ll ever need (until you get bored and need another)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 20:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(because iPhone + wikipedia = The standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom ) (because I just re-watched 2001 and 2010 and HAL is neato, Dave.)]]></description>
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(because iPhone + wikipedia = The standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom )</p>
<p><img src="http://abouthalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hal9000.jpg" alt="HAL" /><br />
(because I just re-watched 2001 and 2010 and HAL is neato, Dave.)</p>
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		<title>This article 93.2% accurate</title>
		<link>http://abouthalf.com/2007/11/11/this-article-932-accurate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 18:08:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nerd handbook. http://www.randsinrepose.com/archives/2007/11/11/the_nerd_handbook.html]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nerd handbook.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.randsinrepose.com/archives/2007/11/11/the_nerd_handbook.html">http://www.randsinrepose.com/archives/2007/11/11/the_nerd_handbook.html</a></p>
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		<title>National Hero</title>
		<link>http://abouthalf.com/2007/10/20/national-hero/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://blogs.zdnet.com/ip-telephony/?p=2605 A buddy of mine at work and I agreed that we&#8217;d both gladly fork over $350 to bust up a Comcast office with a hammer. (see also)]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://blogs.zdnet.com/ip-telephony/?p=2605">http://blogs.zdnet.com/ip-telephony/?p=2605</a></p>
<p>A buddy of mine at work and I agreed that we&#8217;d both gladly fork over $350 to bust up a Comcast office with a hammer.</p>
<p><a href="/2007/04/01/how-to-lose-a-cable-television-customer-in-one-easy-step/">(see also)</a></p>
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		<title>Saturn</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some terrific photos of Saturn (plus color commentary) here: http://www.badastronomy.com/bablog/2007/10/15/cassini-10-years-and-counting/]]></description>
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<p>Some terrific photos of Saturn (plus color commentary) here:<br />
<a href="http://www.badastronomy.com/bablog/2007/10/15/cassini-10-years-and-counting/">http://www.badastronomy.com/bablog/2007/10/15/cassini-10-years-and-counting/</a></p>
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